But before the misadventure, the adventure!
I only have a half day in Colorado left, so Caroline and I decide to spend a few hours at the Denver Art Museum, where I have reciprocal benefits from my membership at VMFA.
The first exhibit we see is the Northwest Coast and Alaska Native Art Galleries. I am wowed at the start (see, need better vocabulary!). There are ginormous wood carvings, a jacket woven from walrus intestine and Auklet feathers, intricately carved bowls and so many more fascinating items.

We go next to the Islands Beyond Blue exhibit, which opens with a huge installation created from leis and includes other works from the museum’s collection, including historical monumental sculpture, delicate bark cloth and intricate wood carvings.


Now starts the misadventure. Caroline drops me off at 1:20 for my 3:20 flight. I am through security and at the gate within 30 minutes, with boarding supposed to start at 2:40. At 2:10, we are advised that the plane that Delta sent is smaller than the one expected, so the flight is oversold by 19 seats. AND, the mechanics are on board “looking at something.” Another call for volunteers goes out at 2:20, and 2:30. By 2:40 we are now on a storm delay, because of lightning in the area. And the mechanics are still looking at that thing. At 3:00 we are still not boarding, and the “thing” is disclosed to be the computer system. Ok, sure, I’m down with fixing that before we leave….
3:20 comes and goes, the mechanics “believe” they have fixed the problem, but have to test it, and as I’m looking at my connection to see if I will make it, the departure time is changed to 4:35 and now I’m sunk. I go stand in line with the rest of everyone who will miss their connection, while trying to rebook myself on the app. I find space on the redeye, leaving at 1:00 am on Friday, a full 8.5 hours from now.
At long last, this is how you spend those 8 hours:
- 5:00 – 6:00 find a quiet spot and listen to a podcast: Park Predators.
- 6:00-6:15 get up and walk from Gate A39 to Gate A14. See a man doing Tai Chi.
- 6:15 – 7:30 sit at the end of the terminal and charge all your devices. Listen to a podcast: American History Tellers. Hold back a scream when a miller moth spazzes by. Note that your original 3:20 flight has not left yet and is now scheduled to depart at 7:00.
- 7:30- 7:45 walk from Gate A14 to Gate A39. Find a restaurant with space. See that your original 3:20 flight is now leaving at 9:00.
- 7:45 -8:45 have dinner and a much needed and earned glass of wine. Realize after you pay that Delta has given you a $15 voucher for your trouble.
- 8:45 – 9:00 walk from Gate A40 to Gate A52 because the people between A39 and A14 are sick of seeing you. Notice that restaurants, stores and kiosks are closing. Buy stress/boredom food with your $15 voucher.
- 9:00-9:30 browse a bookstore to find a book to add to your TBR pile. Pat yourself on the back when you resist a purchase.
- 9:30-9:45 walk to your gate. Only 3 hours to go! Realize that your original 3:20 flight is now leaving at 12:30 am and is at the gate right next to you.
- 10:00 – 10:15 wonder whether your bag, which they pulled from the original plane, will make it onto your new flight. Wait at the original flight gate to talk to a gate agent only to realize they are not Delta representatives.
- 10:15 -10:30 call and text Delta to talk to someone about your bag, which seems to be sitting on the tarmac at the old gate.
- 10:30 – 10:45 walk to another Delta gate and get confirmation that your bag has been rerouted.
- 10:45-10:50 walk back to your correct gate.
- 10:55 check your watch to see if you’ve met your step goal. Pat yourself on the back because you have. See that your watch is showing medium stress while you watch the plane for your upcoming flight arrive. Only 1 hour and 15 minutes until boarding!
- 11:00 work on your blog.
- 12:00 boarding!
- 1:00 you’ve done it! You are taxiing!
Here’s hoping there’s some sleep opportunity and smooth sailing for the rest of the trip!




























































